A Bikers Night Before Christmas


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A Bikers Night Before Christmas

Postby Possum51 » Tue Dec 18, 2012 6:26 am



'Twas the night before Christmas, And not until Spring
Would a motor be running, not even a Wing.
The bikes are all sleeping, they're covered and warm,
Batteries are tended, nylon covers their form.

My Bros were all nestled down snug in their beds,
While visions of new chrome danced in their heads.
And I in my do-rag, bike jacket and boots
Out shoveling snow, and dreaming of scoots.

Then from the horizon there came such a clatter
My shovel I dropped, what could be the matter?
Away up the hill, I slogged through the snow
Looked up at the sky; where'd all that noise go?

Then a throb from the heavens, like straight pipes so hearty
Gave Summers' good thoughts, a loud bikers' party.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear
But a Hog Ultra Classic, Red trailer in rear!
With a little old rider, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick.

More rapid than a V-Rod his Ultra came on,
And he whistled, and shouted, and sang out this song;
"Now, Springer! Now, Dyna! On Ultra and Softail!
Now Vulcan! Now Injun! On Vict'ry and Triumph!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now RIDE away! RIDE away! RIDE away all!"

As small bikes that from the semis do fly,
When they meet with the air blast, mount to the sky,
So up to the house-top that Ultra it flew
With a trailer of goodies, and ole' St. Nick too

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The rumble and thunder of pipes that gave proof.
I ran in the house, boots thumping around,
And in came St. Nick all bearded and round

Dressed all in black leather, from do-rag to boot
His chaps were all tarnished with road grime and soot;
A T-bag of goodies he'd flung on his back
And he looked like a peddler just opening his pack

His shades -- how they twinkled! his do-rag how scary!
With chains intertwined, through skulls that were cherry!
His droll little mouth had done many a row,
So the beard of his chin was as white as the snow.
The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,
The smoke had a strange smell; it gave him relief.

He had a broad face and a large fat beer belly
That shook when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly
He was tattooed and plump, a right jolly old rider,
So I offered a cold brew, thought what could be righter?

A wink of his eye as he downed that cold beer,
Gave me to know I had nothing to fear
He spoke not a word, but went straight to my ride
And fixed it with Chrome, Horsepower and Pride

And giving the peace sign with bikers' good cheer
Strode off to his Ultra rumbling near
He sprang on the saddle, his gloves on the bars
A wheelie he threw; then off towards the stars
I heard him exclaim, as my chest swelled with pride


"MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD RIDE!"


Rick.....

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Re: A Bikers Night Before Christmas

Postby wjnfirearms » Tue Dec 18, 2012 7:58 am

I just read this to the wife. Fantastic!!! I gotta share this.
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Re: A Bikers Night Before Christmas

Postby littlebeaver » Tue Dec 18, 2012 11:15 pm

All I can say is that you wrote a great piece
with words so funny, I had to call over my niece

You speak of Motorcycle's all shiney and Red
but the season is over our engines are dead

but thank you for sharing you're wisdoms so true
and shoveling snow is a hard thing to do

there's always someone out there that's good at writing words
but ya better watch out because the beave is the worst

I enjoyed you poem so much I made it a song so
maybe one day you can join in and sing along :lol:

Ha ha ha Merry Christmas

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Re: A Bikers Night Before Christmas

Postby Possum51 » Wed Dec 19, 2012 7:57 am

littlebeaver wrote:All I can say is that you wrote a great piece
with words so funny, I had to call over my niece

You speak of Motorcycle's all shiney and Red
but the season is over our engines are dead

but thank you for sharing you're wisdoms so true
and shoveling snow is a hard thing to do

there's always someone out there that's good at writing words
but ya better watch out because the beave is the worst

I enjoyed you poem so much I made it a song so
maybe one day you can join in and sing along :lol:

Ha ha ha Merry Christmas

ha ha ha, nicely done !!! I'd love to take credit for this one, but alas I cannot, It is author unknown for another biker sight I'm a member of, but was too good not to pass on.
Rick.....

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Re: A Bikers Night Before Christmas

Postby littlebeaver » Wed Dec 19, 2012 12:16 pm

auh man, I'm gonna smack you... :lol: :lol: I thought you wrote it,,it's good and funny and I loved it so someone did good... :lol: :lol: Next time you write it... :lol: :lol:

It was the night before Christmas all snowy and white
Littlebeaver got upset and everything turned to ice

So next time you have a poem wrtten by some fool on another site
just remember our Wingman may not think it's not so nice

Now Possible Possum has gone and made me laugh
but ya better beware of Littlebeaver's wrath

For now I feel like a fool, I read a goofy poem
that wasn't even his and now I gotta show'em

It all Virgils fault because I never see him no more
I wonder where he went, probably taking care of the poor

And Wally and Phil are on there way to the mall
or are they in a bar just trying to stall

Or Miss Holly is singing her songs on this Christmas night
forget about being shy she has no stage freight

Our Administrator's hard work has done us all so swell
he has trained my friend Todd, now he is doing so well :lol:

And don't forget about Riff Raff he enjoys painting his bike
but the next thing ya know he's owning a trike

I've wrote what I could to make you smile on this day
so it's time to read on, the Goldwing Motorcycle way :lol: :lol:

Take that , guy on the other site... :lol: :lol:




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