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Come on Saturday

Postby littlebeaver » Thu May 14, 2015 10:42 am



It was Tuesday that they arrived, it is Thursday today and I am counting the minutes, Oh lord help Me get through this day :shock: ,,,, Let me have the strength not to put a loved one into the hospital where they probably need to be...lol My beloved Mother-in-law arrived Tuesday and Penny's sister Karen are here for my daughters graduation,,,,Oh dear.... Karen is a Demon from the world under us,, satins child.... The Mom is a OCD clean freak Nazi lady from hell, brought her white gloves and all. :evil: :evil: ... I'm sure you guys have one of your own,,, Karen talks with a extremely bad southern draw, she looks like granny from the Beverly hillbillies, oh dear lord help me...It's hard for me to imagine they came from the same Mom...They leave Sat. and it seems that time is in slow freakin motion around here today,,,,, Oh and I had to buy their airline tickets for some reason,, OH joy.... But if it makes my wife happy, I suppose I can suck it up for a few days, if we lived by them, I would shoot myself for sure....I'm gonna feel rotten to the core when she/they pass away,,, If I don't die first of self destruction..... :lol: :lol:



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Re: Come on Saturday

Postby ankgrays » Thu May 14, 2015 10:56 am

HOLY SH!!!!!!!!!!!!T

You must have the same mother-in-law, and sister-in law as me!!!

Are we related??
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Re: Come on Saturday

Postby Aussie81Interstate » Thu May 14, 2015 4:43 pm

Welcome to my world.

My mother in law VISITS for two weeks in every month of the year. But while she is staying under my roof - she belives the sign on the front door says - full service hotel - bell boys, maid service, drink waiters, a la carte food, entertainment provided, and of course free meals and free shopping tours and such like.

I do admire her for her independence and attaining her age and being so sprighlty (over 80) - but there is a limit to my affection.

I have started caller her dementia granny - it's OK - she won't remember tomorrow morning. Or if she does she reminds me "you're out of the will" :lol:

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Re: Come on Saturday

Postby HALBUDD » Thu May 14, 2015 7:54 pm

Hey Martin I just received an e-mail from your mother-in law they have changed their tickets and are staying another two weeks. So you need to get on your bike and ride to Indiana and see me for a while haha. Your bro--------------------------Hal
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Re: Come on Saturday

Postby littlebeaver » Fri May 15, 2015 1:19 am

LOL oh crud..... she fell down after the graduation tonight, (Our Daughter Amanda graduated).... Oh dear....I wish it ws the sister that fell,, I'd laugh a little harder.... :lol:

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Re: Come on Saturday

Postby brettchallenger » Fri May 15, 2015 2:01 am

Can you have a bad Southern drawl? The accent always seems so charming to me, its like being back in the nineteenth century.
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Re: Come on Saturday

Postby RoadRogue » Fri May 15, 2015 2:37 am

HALBUDD wrote:Hey Martin I just received an e-mail from your mother-in law they have changed their tickets and are staying another two weeks. So you need to get on your bike and ride to Indiana and see me for a while haha. Your bro--------------------------Hal

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Re: Come on Saturday

Postby Mh434 » Fri May 15, 2015 3:25 am

Whenever I harken back to either of my mothers-in-law, I recall something humorous I saw once. It was a large, disc-shaped 20-pound rock with a hole in the middle, and a rope through the hole, tied at the ends. It was advertised as a "mother in law necklace, specially designed for swimming!". I frequently pictured it being used as designed, and it always brought a smile to my face. :roll:

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Re: Come on Saturday

Postby ianstaley » Fri May 15, 2015 4:08 am

I had one ML from hell the first wife's, she was a alcoholic, she died from it but not till after the divorce, my second wife Lis is Dutch, her mother was a great old girl, it was her dad that was the BStrd. But if it is so bad why not tell your wife you joined the national guard and are off on manoeuvres. It should just coincide when she comes and when she goes. :lol: :lol:

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Re: Come on Saturday

Postby littlebeaver » Fri May 15, 2015 8:20 am

Well we have one more night, They will depart in the A.M. I shall be the one who drives them to the airport for their departure,, You can bet that the speed limit will NOT matter to me tomorrow morning, Laws will be broken.... And , and if Mr. Policeman wants to give me a citation for exceeding the limit I shall explain my situation.... :shock: :lol:

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Re: Come on Saturday

Postby Mh434 » Fri May 15, 2015 10:34 am

If that happens, let her do the talking. That ought to convince him to send you on your way...with his condolences!

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Re: Come on Saturday

Postby littlebeaver » Fri May 15, 2015 10:38 am

LOL free ride for sure, He'd probably give me a escort lol ...... :lol: and if the demon in the back seat said anything,,, He would probably call in for backup..lol lol What's so funny is that, they have no clue I'm writing about them right now lol lol... to me that's funny as hell... :lol: I wish them no harm, it's all in good fun....At their expense lol.... :lol: :lol:

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Re: Come on Saturday

Postby littlebeaver » Fri May 15, 2015 11:44 am

ever seen granny from Beverly Hillbillies, that's Penny's sister Karen....LOL I am not kidding and she sounds like granny too.... My wife was and still is a fine lookin lady, but someone did something to her older sister LOL .....No .... I'm being mean....she's ok,,,, when she isn't complaining about something geez....
ha ha ha
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Grandma refused to take a photo with our daughter, I have no idea why....well, I call it messed up....Freakin made me angry.... I just kept my mouth shut.... :twisted: I'm surviving this but it won't happen again.... :shock:

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Re: Come on Saturday

Postby littlebeaver » Fri May 15, 2015 9:55 pm

OK I grilled steaks tonight but I can't get to them because my mother in law and sister in law are in the freakin way where I can't get to my meat on the kitchen counter, I'm gonna freakin kill someone tonight... :lol: they won't move the fudge out of the way....

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Re: Come on Saturday

Postby littlebeaver » Sat May 16, 2015 5:56 am

I was patient :shock: I was calm, I kept busy out in the garage, I went to Pick & Pull, to every store I could think of to stay away, I tried to avoid them most as I could...They are gone now, back to the chambers of Hell from which they came :lol: far far away from me and my family, Penny tolerates both of them, openly admitting that they both have grace issues, they can't say Thank you for anything, they take things for granted, and they don't help with anything at all, and they complain :twisted: :twisted: ....It's funny how nice they can get though when they need some work done around their house or money... :shock: Maybe I'm getting tired of doing so much for ungrateful people is all....But they are Penny's family so I gotta be cool...So glad I could vent here... It was the best therapy ever,,, I feel better now :lol: :lol: ....especially knowing there is another frustrated soul out there with the mother in law from another planet, and a sister in law from Gosh only know's where....lol :lol: what's so puzzling is this,, my wife is so so different from them, she has grace, she is smart, and polite and sweet as pie, What the pluck happened to the rest of those idiots...lol there I said it...I really feel better now...lol I'm really not a Butthead, I am really a nice person, generous and kind...Never going after anyone, but after 27 years I'm tired of it....I call BS... :lol:

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Re: Come on Saturday

Postby ianstaley » Sat May 16, 2015 6:09 am

Humm sounds like you need some support in this, vent all you like on here, what I would say is tell your wife how you feel when they come. If she still needs them around suggest that she goes to them. Sort of a holiday for her.

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Re: Come on Saturday

Postby Breakdancer » Sat May 16, 2015 9:20 pm

what's so puzzling is this,, my wife is so so different from them, she has grace, she is smart, and polite and sweet as pie, What the pluck happened to the rest of those idiots.

Maybe a little confusion when your lovely wife was born??? :? The old switcheroo thing.. Here is how it works.. You have two volunteer grannies rocking babies in the maternity ward. Said grannies forget which cribs babies were taken from..??.. :? PLace babies back in wrong crib. :o I know this is a long shot but I have heard of this happening. Just a thought... BTW, I have a friend like that. Not like any of the nuts in his family.

Anyways, glad you survived. There are some great ideas here. National guard, send the wife, I think this could be another topic. "How to ditch your in-laws" It should give you 11 months to plan. :lol: :lol:
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Re: Come on Saturday

Postby ianstaley » Sun May 17, 2015 2:59 am

Divorce your in laws, some time ago in the States a young lad Divorced his parents, they had split and the just kept on craping down the neck of the other party whenever the kid went to one or the or the "parent" so he divorced them legally. So take the to court and take out a restrainer order not to come within 300 miles of you. ;)

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Re: Come on Saturday

Postby littlebeaver » Sun May 17, 2015 6:14 am

LOL you guys are funny.... I was very happy Sat. morning when my dear wife drove them back to the airport and I stayed in bed...LOL On purpose.... :lol:

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Re: Come on Saturday

Postby redial » Sun May 17, 2015 7:44 pm

Sunday is always a good day. The day after a storm is always a great day. Go for a ride, and it will be the best day to free your body of the negatives that you have had. :D


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