What a crappy ride.


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What a crappy ride.

Postby cyclewizard » Mon Sep 14, 2009 7:17 pm



What a crappy ride I had this weekend, I was riding down a back paved road.
When I seen a big crane start to lift off to my left, by the time I got to him he was right over top of me and had a bad ball movement and crapped all over me and my freashly cleaned bike.
Man, those cranes hold alot of poo-poo, so I headed to the nearest car wash and sprayed myself and the bike off.
If I would of had a gun that sucker would be on the dinner table.
I guess that's why the wife won't ride with me, doesn't want to get crapped on.

anyone else ever have this happen or am I just the lucky one?

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Re: What a crappy ride.

Postby kamirider » Mon Sep 14, 2009 8:58 pm

I had a similar situation happen to me years ago not pleasant. I was on a date with my honey at the Vancouver Aquarium watching the whale show when a seagull decided to let loose right down the side of side of my face and down on my shirt and pants. Kinda ruined the mood.

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Re: What a crappy ride.

Postby cyclewizard » Wed Sep 16, 2009 7:09 pm

I don't feel as bad now, misery loves company.. :lol:

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Re: What a crappy ride.

Postby cyclewizard » Wed Sep 16, 2009 7:25 pm

I'll never forget what happened to one of my yuppie friends.
We all went to the zoo, he was all pimped out in high dollar gear.
We were standing in front of the monkeys and he started to tease one of them.
well that darn monkey stuck his hand down behind his butt and crapped in it, then the monkey threw it all over my buddy that was teasing him.
That was one of the funniest things I ever witnessed.

Here's a warning to you all, don't tease the monkey's.....
We all rode home on our bikes laughing our tails off ........ :lol: :lol:

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Re: What a crappy ride.

Postby kamirider » Fri Sep 18, 2009 7:34 pm

I guess it's safe to say that He never teased monkeys again.

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Re: What a crappy ride.

Postby DCoxson1969 » Wed Sep 30, 2009 7:57 am

Wow did I just have a blonde moment.... I thought he ment a mechanical type crane.... hahahaha I was thinking "why was a crane lifting poop". See what happens when I read post first thing in the morning!!! Have a great day all!
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Re: What a crappy ride.

Postby WingAdmin » Wed Sep 30, 2009 11:49 am

DCoxson1969 wrote:Wow did I just have a blonde moment.... I thought he ment a mechanical type crane.... hahahaha I was thinking "why was a crane lifting poop". See what happens when I read post first thing in the morning!!! Have a great day all!


Don't feel bad, that's what I thought he meant when I first read it, too! :lol:

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Re: What a crappy ride.

Postby cyclewizard » Wed Sep 30, 2009 2:29 pm

Big bird that poops on goldwing riders. :lol:




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