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My Favorite Animal

Postby moorew » Tue Feb 07, 2012 7:56 pm

My Favorite Animal

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."

She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.
He said they love animals very much.

I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.
I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.

I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.

I told her, "Colonel Sanders."

Guess where I am now...

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Re: My Favorite Animal

Postby Sally » Sun Feb 12, 2012 8:14 pm

NICE :lol: :lol: Sally

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Re: My Favorite Animal

Postby detdrbuzzard » Mon Feb 13, 2012 8:01 am

i spent a lot of time in the principlas office and chicken had nothing to do with being there
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Re: My Favorite Animal

Postby littlebeaver » Tue Feb 14, 2012 3:39 am

Me too, I couldn't shut up, always had a story to tell, in class of course, you can tell too because I can't spell for crap, to me the teacher's voice was like the adults sound in a Charlie Brown show..Funny story by the way...

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