MALE FAIRY TALE


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mbuesing
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Joined: Sat Feb 26, 2011 8:19 pm
Location: Mankato, MN
Motorcycle: 2004 GL1800
Past rides.
1991 Yamaha Venture Royal 1300
1979 Kawasaki SR 650
198? Yamaha 175 Enduro
1976 Kawasaki KZ 400 (my son still rides this bike)
197? Yamaha 90 Enduro
1965 Honda S65 Sport
Minnie bike

MALE FAIRY TALE

Postby mbuesing » Thu Oct 03, 2013 11:56 pm



Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"
 
The Princess said, "No!!!" And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode

 motorcycles and dated skinny long-legged full-breasted women and hunted and
 
fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated ladies half his age
 
and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and
 
never paid child support or alimony and dated cheerleaders and kept his
 
house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous

farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and
 
family thought he was friggin cool as hell and he had tons of money in the

bank and left the toilet seat up.


The end


The GL1800 is a crotch rocket on Steroids.

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Mag
Posts: 1298
Joined: Sun Mar 25, 2012 11:58 am
Location: Silverlake, WA
Motorcycle: 1982 Yamaha Venture (Crashed/Sold)
1982 1100 Silver Goldwing (sold)
1989 1500 Beige Goldwing (sold)
1988 1500 Beige Goldwing (current ride)

Re: MALE FAIRY TALE

Postby Mag » Fri Oct 04, 2013 10:35 pm

:D :D :D :D :D lol

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detdrbuzzard
Posts: 919
Joined: Thu Oct 23, 2008 5:54 am
Location: 42.23/83.33/636
Motorcycle: '84 aspencade,'93se
'75750.'79750/9k
'79 750f.'85450sc
'06 st1300a

Re: MALE FAIRY TALE

Postby detdrbuzzard » Sat Oct 05, 2013 7:48 pm

umm, lets see.
i ride motorcycles
i hunt and fish
i drink wiskey , wine, and beer when i want to
i never hear bitching
never paid child support ( no kids ) or alimony ( never been married )
eat spam once in awhile,there is a bag of chips on the computer tower
the seat on the upstairs toilet is always up, the seat on the basement toilet is always down
'99 ST1100, '93 se
'75 cb750k, '79 cb 750f, '79 cb750 superK
cb 450sc, sunL70
'06 st1300a
.... william

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Evilrick
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Joined: Fri Aug 01, 2014 9:57 pm
Location: Illinois
Motorcycle: 1984 GL1200A Aspencade
1977 750K (hot rod), still miss it sometimes.
650 Trump. 450 CB, 400 Suzi dirt & street, 2 or 3 360 Enduro Yamaha's, 400 TM Yamaha (dirt only), 350 Kaw, 125 Enduro Yamaha, even had an 106 Allstate when I was real young, Sears sold them about 50 yrs ago. Do I really need to list the rest?
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Re: MALE FAIRY TALE

Postby Evilrick » Wed Nov 26, 2014 1:21 am

Such a beautiful story, and what a fantastic happy ending.
No matter where you go, there you are. It's not the destination that matters. Getting there safe does.

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suvcw04
Posts: 171
Joined: Fri Apr 08, 2011 7:26 pm
Location: NE Iowa
Motorcycle: 2005 GL1800 Lehman Trike

Re: MALE FAIRY TALE

Postby suvcw04 » Wed Nov 26, 2014 12:48 pm

We should all be so lucky!!!




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