Something I have always wondered...


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Something I have always wondered...

Postby jhbates2000 » Sat Oct 12, 2013 1:15 am



You have to understand something...I work nights in a Federal Prison and when I am not doing rounds to make sure everyone is still there and alive I get to surf the internet. I am on the site quite a bit and read just about every new post. But once in a while I come across funny stuff. I saw this and thought I should share it.
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Re: Something I have always wondered...

Postby Ockerstrom » Sat Oct 12, 2013 3:29 am

Well he turns PINK of course......... isn't that obvious?
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Re: Something I have always wondered...

Postby Mag » Sat Oct 12, 2013 10:30 am

He doesn't turn.....he just looks at you funny and then passes out ;)

Poor poor smurf.

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Re: Something I have always wondered...

Postby squirrel » Sat Oct 12, 2013 2:30 pm

i have experience of this as i have completed a thesis on the subject. so choking a smurf they first turn a shade of lapus lasuli then dark blue. on the subject if you choke a leprichaun which are green they turn a lovley shade of red before disappearing .however elves are difficult to choke as they are so hard to catch the only way is to tempt them out with a unicorn however the only way to get a unicorn is to ask a leprichaun but you can't because you choked the last one.

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Re: Something I have always wondered...

Postby Mag » Sat Oct 12, 2013 3:10 pm

lol....Nice. So what is harder to catch? Smurfs or Elves?

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Re: Something I have always wondered...

Postby squirrel » Sat Oct 12, 2013 3:47 pm

well as you asked smurfs are very easy to catch .because of their colour they have nowhere to hide as nothing in nature is of the same or similar colour so they stick out like a sore smurf unlike elves who have the recumbient d.n.a of a chamelion and are very difficult to catch hence the need for a unicorn.

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Re: Something I have always wondered...

Postby Mag » Sat Oct 12, 2013 4:53 pm

Damn, we must be bored today, :D

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Re: Something I have always wondered...

Postby squirrel » Sat Oct 12, 2013 5:19 pm

replaced fuel pump+all fuel lines just back from a ride must be the petrol fumes because i swear i saw an elve riding a unicorn .then again it may have been a harley .

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Re: Something I have always wondered...

Postby jhbates2000 » Sat Oct 12, 2013 11:46 pm

Well thank you all for the responses...Squirrel, I was unaware you were such an expert on matters such as these. Thanks for a good laugh.

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Re: Something I have always wondered...

Postby waituntilthebeep » Sun Oct 13, 2013 12:54 am

I would offer up a bit of sage advise though... remember that it is all good and fun until someone loses an eye. Chasing anything with a unicorn could, well, get your eye poked out. Just sayin

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Re: Something I have always wondered...

Postby redial » Sun Oct 13, 2013 2:48 am

Cabin fever is early this year? Is it raining/snowing/foggy or just plain miserable that you are unable to get out and ride or do things. There is always the "Honey do" list :o
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Re: Something I have always wondered...

Postby Mag » Sun Oct 13, 2013 9:30 am

Had to rototill the garden down but it rained good yesterday, so all "honey'do" moved to today, so probably not as much frivolity today, lol.




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