Pirate walks into a bar


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Pirate walks into a bar

Postby bayoudave » Fri Feb 14, 2014 12:39 pm



A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."

"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."

"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."

"Well," said the pirate, "We were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."

The bartender replied, "Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"

The pirate explained, "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook but I'm fine, really."

"What about that eye patch?"

"Oh," said the pirate, "One day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up, and one of them pooped in my eye."

"You're kidding," said the bartender. "You couldn't lose an eye just from bird poop."

"It was my first day with the hook."

Sorry, couldn't help it.


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Re: Pirate walks into a bar

Postby redial » Tue Feb 18, 2014 7:21 am

Good one!
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Re: Pirate walks into a bar

Postby virgilmobile » Tue Feb 18, 2014 11:55 am

EYEEEEEE...
In the best pirate voice I can do. :lol:

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Re: Pirate walks into a bar

Postby Mag » Tue Feb 18, 2014 11:33 pm

Ok, I laughed at that ;)

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Re: Pirate walks into a bar

Postby bustedwing » Thu Mar 13, 2014 6:10 am

That's a visual that I really didn't need.


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