John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully, "Give me one last request, dear," he said.
"Of course, John," his wife said softly.
"Six months after I die," John said, "I want you to marry Bob."
"But I thought you hated Bob," she said.
With his last breath John said, "I do!"
Talk to GOD:
Smith climbs to the top of Mt.. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God.
Looking up, he asks the Lord. "God, what does a million years mean to You?"
The Lord replies, "A minute."
Smith asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to You?"
The Lord replies, "A penny."
Smith asks, "Can I have a penny?"
The Lord replies, "In a minute."
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