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Rob H
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Smile a while

Postby Rob H » Sat Jul 04, 2015 4:35 am



Blonde!

During a recent password audit by a company, it was found that an employee was using the following password:
"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento"
When asked why she had such a long password, she rolled her eyes and said: "Hello! It has to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital."

KISS

A Japanese soap manufacturing company received a complaint that a consumer had bought a box of soap that was empty. Management tasked its engineers to solve the problem permanently to avoid any re-occurrence.

The engineers worked hard to devise an X-ray machine with high-resolution monitors manned by two people to watch all the soapboxes that passed through the line to make sure they were not empty. No doubt, they worked hard and they worked fast.

But a rank-and-file employee that was posed the same problem came out with another solution. He bought a strong industrial electric fan and pointed it at the assembly line. He switched the fan on, and as each soapbox passed the fan, it simply blew the empty boxes out of the line.



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Re: Smile a while

Postby CMReynolds1 » Sat Jul 04, 2015 8:50 am

How true on the fan solution! The KISS principle (keep it simple stupid). Thanks, love your jokes....
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Re: Smile a while

Postby davekaz » Wed Aug 12, 2015 1:34 pm

Good one. As usual the ones actually involved in the process are the last ones involved.


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