Competitive Salary -Paying you less than our competitions.
Join our Fast Paced Team -We expect you to know everything so we don’t train you.
Casual Work Atmosphere -We don’t pay you enough to dress you up
Must be Deadline Oriented -You are 6 months behind on your first day.
Duties Will Vary -Anyone in the Office can boss you around
Must have an eye for detail -We have no quality control
A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment for it.
Doctor: Your tonsils have to come out.
Patient: I wanna second opinion.
Doctor: Okay, you're ugly, too.
Three spies captured in London…
One is German, one is French and the other is Italian.
First they interrogate the German spy and after 3 hours of torture he talks and is thrown back into the cell with the others.
Then the French spy is interrogated, and after about 8 hours of torture they get him to talk and throw him back with the others.
Last they interrogate the Italian spy and after 20 hours of torture and failing to make him say a word they give up for the day and throw him back with the others. When he is back in the cell with the other spies asked him, "how did you last that long without saying a word"? Then the Italian man says, "I was trying to speak but they had my hands strapped down and I wasn't able to move them".
Funny pictures, stories, whatever - just light entertainment
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