Two Guys get Mugged
Two guys are walking down the street when a mugger approaches them and demands their money.
They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking out their cash. Just then one guy turns to the other and hands him a bill. "Here’s that R 100 I owe you," he says.
HR: This is your revised salary, Keep it confidential.
Employee: Don't worry, I'm equally ashamed of it.
5 Cans of Alphabet Soup
Hear about the kid who ate 5 cans of alphabet soup in one sitting?
They say he later had a massive 'vowel' movement.
One night, Tim was walking home when, all of a sudden, a thief jumped on him.
Tim and the thief got tangle up and began to wrestle. They rolled about on the ground and Tim put up a tremendous fight. However, the thief managed to get the better of him and pinned him to the ground.
The thief then went through Tim's pockets and searched him. All the thief could find on Tim was 50 cents.
The thief was so surprised at this that he asked Tim why he had bothered to fight so hard for 50 cents.
"Was that all you wanted?" Tim replied, "I thought you were after the R 200 I’ve got in my shoe!"
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