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Your monthly funnies.

Postby Rob H » Tue Feb 23, 2016 12:41 pm



Discoveries

A science teacher tells his class, "Oxygen is a must for breathing and life. It was discovered in 1773." A blonde student responds, "Thank Goodness I was born after 1773! Otherwise I would have died without it."

10 Facts About You

1. You're reading this now.

2. You're realizing that this is a stupid fact.

4. You didn't notice I skipped number 3.

5. You're checking now.

6. You're smiling.

7. You're still reading this even though it is stupid.

9. You didn't realize I skipped number 8.

10.You're checking again and smiling because you fell for it again.

11. You're enjoying this.

12. You didn't realize I said 10 facts not 12.



Johnny

Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"

Johnny: "Seven."

Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"

Johnny: "Seven."

Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"

Johnny: "Six."

Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"

Johnny: "Seven!"

Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"

Johnny: "Because I've already got a darn cat!"



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