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Rob H
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Post by Rob H » Fri Aug 26, 2016 4:53 am



Just How Serious?

A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office. "Is it true," she wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken
for the rest of my life?" "Yes, I'm afraid so," the doctor told her.
There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied, "I'm wondering then, just how serious is my condition because this
prescription is marked 'NO REFILLS'?"


Maybe He Is Nervous

A major speaker for the annual auto dealer’s convention was visiting the rest room just before he was to speak to the 10,000
members. He was asked, "Are you our special speaker?"
"Yes, I sure am and I am excited to be here," he replied.
"Are you nervous?"
"No, I'm never nervous before I give a big speech."
"If you are not nervous, then what are you doing in the ladies room?"


Where's the Food?

A lady goes to customer service and asks for a refund on the disposable barbecue she has brought back to the store.
Assistant: "What seems to be the problem, madam?"
Lady: "The food is missing."
Assistant: "I'm sorry?"
Lady: "Look, on the outside of the packaging it clearly shows sausages, chops and burgers. When I opened the package they were missing."
Assistant: "Madam, it says ""contents for illustration purposes only". You have to supply the food."
Lady (somewhat sheepish): "Oh. I may as well take the other two barbecues out of the freezer, then."



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Re: Smile

Post by FM-USA » Fri Aug 26, 2016 7:44 pm

I LIKE!

Thanks for the clean jokes.
"Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip." W.C.

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Re: Smile

Post by Rob H » Sun Aug 28, 2016 10:41 am

Glad you enjoyed them!

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Re: Smile

Post by julimike54 » Thu Sep 01, 2016 7:04 pm

Yes indeed, keep them coming :lol:


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