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Humour

Postby Rob H » Fri Sep 16, 2016 1:47 pm



The Painless Dentist
When a new dentist set up in town he quickly acquired a reputation of being the 'Painless' dentist. However, a local little girl called Veronica disputed his claim.

"He's a fake!" Veronica told her friends. "He's not painless at all. When he stuck his finger in my mouth, I bit him, and he screamed like anyone else!"



What Is Your Bed Number

In a Psychiatric Hospital, a Journalist asks the Doctor: "How do you determine whether to admit a person as a patient or not?

Dr: Well ... we'd fill a bathtub with water and then give a teaspoon, a glass and a bucket to the patient and ask them to empty the bathtub.

Journalist: Oh, obviously a normal person would use the bucket because its bigger.

Dr: No, a normal person would pull the drain plug! Please go to bed #39. We will soon start further investigations on you.



Three Friends Three friends - a surgeon, an engineer...

Three friends - a surgeon, an engineer, and a politician - were discussing which of their professions was the oldest. The surgeon said "Eve was created from Adan's rib - a surgical procedure." The engineer replied: "before Adam and Eve, order was created out of chaos, and that was an engineering job." The politician said, "Yes, but who do you suppose created the chaos?"



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Re: Humour

Postby Solina Dave » Fri Sep 16, 2016 7:43 pm

Rob H wrote:Three friends - a surgeon, an engineer, and a politician - were discussing which of their professions was the oldest. The surgeon said "Eve was created from Adan's rib - a surgical procedure." The engineer replied: "before Adam and Eve, order was created out of chaos, and that was an engineering job." The politician said, "Yes, but who do you suppose created the chaos?"
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Re: Humour

Postby wing rider 2012 » Sun Sep 18, 2016 12:56 pm

I hope well all like blond jokes:

This blond gal was driving through a rural part of the state when she came across another blond out in a green pasture in a row boat rowing like hell, she stop her car and yells at the gal in the row boat, "It's blonds like you that give us blonds the reputation of being dumb, and if I could swim I'd come out there and slap you silly."
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Re: Humour

Postby Breakdancer » Wed Sep 21, 2016 7:37 pm

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
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Re: Humour

Postby wing rider 2012 » Thu Sep 22, 2016 9:43 am

Breakdancer wrote:A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."


Now that's funny!!!!!!!!
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Re: Humour

Postby wing rider 2012 » Thu Sep 22, 2016 9:49 am

A blond was driving when she got pulled over by a blond police officer, the officer ask her for her driver license, the blond was looking through her purse and couldn't find her license, the officer said, "It's a small card that has your picture on it. The blond driver looked and looked, soon she found her compact and opened it up, oh! this must be it, she hands it to the police officer who looks at it and says " Sorry Miss, if I known you were a police officer I wouldn't have pulled you over".


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