A biker rides down the street and comes up behind a little girl walking down the sidewalk.
He slows down to talk to her. Hey! little girl. Would you like to go for a ride?
The little girl replies, No sir! The biker says why not? The little girls says, My mommy says I am not to talk or go with straingers!
She walks a little faster!!
The biker pulls up beside her again. Little girl. I'll give you some candy if you go for a ride with me.
The little girl replies, NO! Dumb founded the biker says, ok I'll give you some money.
The little girls stops. She turns to the biker and says.......
Daddy... Mommy told me not to ride with you because you look too silly wareing the cut off shirts, holey bluejeans and the magic marker tattos....
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