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senior joke

Postby actionpack » Mon Mar 14, 2011 11:30 am



BEST EVER SENIOR CITIZEN JOKE

A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."

Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh ............


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"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."



GIVE ME A SENSE OF HUMOR, LORD
GIVE ME THE GRACE TO SEE A JOKE
TO GET SOME HUMOR OUT OF LIFE
AND PASS IT ON TO OTHER FOLKS
AMEN !


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Re: senior joke

Postby virgilmobile » Mon Mar 14, 2011 2:03 pm

Maybe that's why I can't spell anything but ooooooo with my cereal.

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Re: senior joke

Postby actionpack » Mon Mar 14, 2011 8:30 pm

virgilmobile wrote:Maybe that's why I can't spell anything but ooooooo with my cereal.

same here , cheerio's
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