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How to REALLY annoy your wife

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Re: How to REALLY annoy your wife

Postby MSGT-R » Wed Dec 02, 2009 12:57 pm

He'd better lock up the guns..
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Re: How to REALLY annoy your wife

Postby detdrbuzzard » Wed Dec 02, 2009 5:30 pm

what is a wife ??
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Re: How to REALLY annoy your wife

Postby M&T82WING » Fri Dec 11, 2009 4:55 pm

Yep I used to do something like to my ex but our house wasn't quit big enough for doing dounuts but the bikes fit in kitcken breakfast nook the kids didn't seam to mind though. Looks like a beer can on the floor and the 4 wheeler sitting in the door way waiting it's turn that would fun too. My only seguestion is leave the bikes alone if your going to drink a few they just don't mix. A few my good freinds were all killed drunk rideing or driveing. MY God Bless America with his wisdom.
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Re: How to REALLY annoy your wife

Postby SCSDK » Tue Dec 29, 2009 11:35 am

I'd try that, and my wife would fall on her knees for me!!!!
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She has to, to look under the bed and yell: "Come out here you coward!!" :roll: :!:
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Re: How to REALLY annoy your wife

Postby cbach1981 » Wed May 12, 2010 8:00 pm

Buddy of mine once put a yamaha 125 dirtbike in the kitchen to work on it. Fired it up, throttle stuck and was in gear. Shot out the kitchen door, across the porch, and took out the railing before crashing to a stop in the side of his van. Overall, not a good day. But hillarious as hell for the rest of us!
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Re: How to REALLY annoy your wife

Postby Five » Wed May 12, 2010 9:22 pm

Sometimes bad decisions make the best stories :lol:
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Re: How to REALLY annoy your wife

Postby Right Winger » Sun May 16, 2010 7:36 am

:D Well I don't have to go that far all i have to do is bring a part of my bike in the house :lol: Like right now I have my 84 apart and I am cleaning and polishing the saddle bags. She is livid :lol: :lol:

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Re: How to REALLY annoy your wife

Postby Right Winger » Mon May 17, 2010 12:41 am

:lol: On second thought I wish I only could get my bike in the family room . I wouldn't care what the old lady thought :lol: :lol:

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Re: How to REALLY annoy your wife

Postby bmccune » Thu Jul 01, 2010 7:08 am

Have a better way ( on going ). We both have our own bikes Mine an Intruder her's a Goldwing. Right now I have her's down for some repairs I have been doing, mine still up and running. So I get out my bike, do some running, traveling around while her's is down. Every-time I get it out to ride I get this threating look from her, lip hanging. Yesterday I went out with the group for a ride while she was sitting there, she got up, went into the garage and came back out with a hammer, "If you do not get my bike done soon you will not have one to ride" was her comment. This weekend I will be getting hers done.... :shock:
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Re: How to REALLY annoy your wife

Postby keithg64 » Wed Dec 08, 2010 10:01 pm

Yes Dear, I AM HOME!!!
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Re: How to REALLY annoy your wife

Postby Kevin Ball » Thu May 26, 2011 9:37 am

detdrbuzzard wrote:what is a wife ??

W Washing
I Ironing
F F**king
E Etcetra

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Re: How to REALLY annoy your wife

Postby macka » Sun May 29, 2011 8:59 am

my wife still won't let me iron her :mrgreen:

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Re: How to REALLY annoy your wife

Postby DragonRider » Sun Jun 05, 2011 6:55 am

Now if I did that with my wifes bike would she be upset that I messed up the floor, used up the gas she wanted to use, burned up her tire, or the fact that I did not stick around long enough to find out what she would be pissed about?

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Re: How to REALLY annoy your wife

Postby trivjo1 » Sat Jul 02, 2011 2:31 pm

What? They make rugs, right?

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Re: How to REALLY annoy your wife

Postby detdrbuzzard » Tue Jul 05, 2011 3:43 pm

Kevin Ball wrote:
detdrbuzzard wrote:what is a wife ??

W Washing
I Ironing
F F**king
E Etcetra

its the " etcetra " part that bothers me :D
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Re: How to REALLY annoy your wife

Postby patbrandon1 » Sun Jun 03, 2012 2:28 am

I would often compliment my wife after she would say or do something intelligent by telling her that she was pretty smart for a girl. Not sure why that bothered her. When someone tells me I'm pretty smart for a guy, it still is a compliment. Women are weird.

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Re: How to REALLY annoy your wife

Postby themainviking » Sun Jun 03, 2012 6:50 am

Forty three years married... I never put a motorcycle in her house and she never messed with my workshop. It is a give and take thing, right.... we give, they take? As far as annoying her - just my presence does that, :lol:
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Re: How to REALLY annoy your wife

Postby hockeystuff54 » Sun Jul 22, 2012 8:28 pm

you want the sure fire way to annoy her ------------AGREE WITH HER

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Re: How to REALLY annoy your wife

Postby hockeystuff54 » Sun Jul 22, 2012 8:30 pm

themainviking wrote:Forty three years married... I never put a motorcycle in her house and she never messed with my workshop. It is a give and take thing, right.... we give, they take? As far as annoying her - just my presence does that, :lol:

YOUR WIFE AND MINE GOTTA BE REALATED ,I HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM
why am i yelling sorry

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Re: How to REALLY annoy your wife

Postby Oddbirdwithbrokewing » Fri Jul 27, 2012 5:55 pm

macka wrote:my wife still won't let me iron her :mrgreen:

Funny! Goes without saying she's not letting you wash her either. :lol:




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