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More funny elders

Postby littlebeaver » Thu Sep 22, 2011 11:40 pm



Another good one and that's it for the jokes, the wife found it somewhere ....... :shock: ‎72-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back normal so the doctor says, "Harry, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"
Harry replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof!, the light goes on. When I'm done, poof!, the light goes off." "Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says. A little later in the day, the doctor calls Harry's wife. "Mrs. White," he says, "Harry is doing fine but I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and poof! the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, poof! the light goes off?" "OH GOOD GRIEF!" Mrs. White exclaims, "He's pissing in the fridge again! :lol:


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Re: More funny elders

Postby maestro319 » Mon Sep 26, 2011 6:19 am

Too close to home ,man, too close to home. :D :lol:

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Postby Steve F » Sun Oct 09, 2011 7:42 pm

maestro319 wrote:Too close to home ,man, too close to home. :D :lol:
No, YOU'RE too close to home. How's things, Pat?
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Re: More funny elders

Postby maestro319 » Sun Oct 09, 2011 10:54 pm

Things are going well, Steve. Haven,t heard from you in awhile. There's still time to get in a ride together.

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Re: More funny elders

Postby eton » Sat Oct 22, 2011 5:03 am

That really is funny! though i remembered by grandfather might have had that experience for real thats why it made me laugh even more when i read the post!LOL. though his was not in the fridge though, he accidentally pissed in the white sofa, which we threw away after that incident ofcourse. It was night then and my grandfather always insists that he till has good eyesight so he refuses to wear glasses but after that he was forced to wear one so nothing as embarassing as that happens to him again. :lol:




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