A guy walked into a Honda cycle dealership just to browse.
Suddenly he spotted the most beautiful Goldwing
that he had ever seen and walked over to inspect it.
As he bent forward to feel the fine wide vinyl seat, an
unexpected fart escaped him.
Embarrassed, he anxiously looked around to see if anyone had
noticed and hoped a sales person didn't pop up right now.
But, as he turned back, there, standing next to him, is a
With a pleasant smile he greeted him, "Good day, sir. How may we
help you today?"
Trying to maintain an air of sophistication
and acting as though nothing had happened, he smiles back and asked, "Sir, what is the price of this Goldwing?"
Still smiling, he replied, "Sir, I'm very sorry to say that if
you farted just by touching it, you are going to ***** when you hear the price!
borrowed from the GL1800riders.com
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