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Dear Diary

Postby WingAdmin » Tue Jan 10, 2012 11:26 am



Her diary:

Tonight, I thought Joe was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong. He said, "Nothing." I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said that he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it.

On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say "I love you, too."

When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.


His diary:

Motorcycle won't start...can't figure out why.



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Re: Dear Diary

Postby virgilmobile » Tue Jan 10, 2012 11:47 am

If only Joe would ask her.....They have a knack for pointing out the obvious....you know..the kill switch .... the fuel lever ......and even the choke :mrgreen:

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Re: Dear Diary

Postby HALBUDD » Tue Jan 10, 2012 7:34 pm

I read this to my wife now she knows why I have that distant look on my face,thinking about doing oil ,getting belts on new, plugs, syc.carbs .She knows there is only three other woman in my life and they are in the garage.
A woman that can use tools is worth her weight in gold !!

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Re: Dear Diary

Postby thrasherg » Tue Jan 10, 2012 7:47 pm

HALBUDD wrote:I read this to my wife now she knows why I have that distant look on my face,thinking about doing oil ,getting belts on new, plugs, syc.carbs .She knows there is only three other woman in my life and they are in the garage.


3 other women.. You lucky man, I only have a wing and a dirt bike.. :mrgreen:

Gary

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Re: Dear Diary

Postby HALBUDD » Tue Jan 10, 2012 8:00 pm

Hay Gary come to think of it WingAdmin has three ladies in his garage!! Hal
A woman that can use tools is worth her weight in gold !!

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Re: Dear Diary

Postby WingAdmin » Tue Jan 10, 2012 8:04 pm

HALBUDD wrote:Hay Gary come to think of it WingAdmin has three ladies in his garage!! Hal


And two more in the house. I'm surrounded by estrogen!! Save me....

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Re: Dear Diary

Postby thrasherg » Tue Jan 10, 2012 8:56 pm

Well if I am honest, I have the wing, my wifes VT750, 6 dirt bikes and my RG500 project bike in the garage and 3 women in the house (Wife + 2 daughters (12 & 14)).. So maybe it's not too bad... :P Especially as everyone of the ladies in the house rides dirt bikes!!

Gary

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Re: Dear Diary

Postby HALBUDD » Tue Jan 10, 2012 9:29 pm

One good thing my ladies in the garage never ever ask me do I look fat in this or that? They never complain about where to go or what movie to see or why are going to Bob Evans to eat again. I just love the fact that they will do or go anywhere I want to no problem and no questions asked.They dont ask me where Im going how long Ill be gone or when Im coming back got to love them. Hal
A woman that can use tools is worth her weight in gold !!

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Re: Dear Diary

Postby patbrandon1 » Sat Jun 02, 2012 2:10 am

WingAdmin wrote:
HALBUDD wrote:Hay Gary come to think of it WingAdmin has three ladies in his garage!! Hal


And two more in the house. I'm surrounded by estrogen!! Save me....


My prayers are with you Wing, you will go straight into heaven, no questions asked.

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Re: Dear Diary

Postby hockeystuff54 » Tue Jul 24, 2012 10:33 am

thrasherg wrote:
HALBUDD wrote:I read this to my wife now she knows why I have that distant look on my face,thinking about doing oil ,getting belts on new, plugs, syc.carbs .She knows there is only three other woman in my life and they are in the garage.


3 other women.. You lucky man, I only have a wing and a dirt bike.. :mrgreen:

Gary

i had a woman and two wings in my garage ,now i have no woman and she has two wings in her garage,she had the better lawyer




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