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Big Blue UK
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Post by Big Blue UK » Wed Jun 05, 2019 5:48 pm

3 Men at the Pearly Gates to get into Heaven, ask St Peter "Do we get a car".

St Peter says, "Loyalty in your marriage will determine the vehicle you will get".

First man "I never, ever cheated on my Wife and I loved her completely". St Peter gives him a Rolls Royce.

Second man "I cheated on my Wife once, but I still loved her." St Peter gives him a Mustang .

Third man "I Cheated on my wife many times, St Peter gives him a Fiat Punto".

Next day, the 3 men agreed to meet up. The guy with the Rolls Royce, drives up with a red face cussing and swearing at the top of his voice.

The other men ask what he could be so irate about, being in heaven with a beautiful Rolls Royce..

"Just seen my wife" says the man with the Rolls Royce

"Did she murder you or something" says guy with the Punto.

"No, bloody slag was on a pair of Roller Skates".

If at first you don't succeed, hide the evidence.

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