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Rob H
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Post by Rob H » Sat Aug 20, 2016 2:32 am

Little Amy

Little Amy confided to her uncle, “When I grow up I’m going to marry the boy next door.”
“Why is that?”
“Cause I’m not allowed to cross the road.”

The Greatest Golf Ball

First golfer: “I have the greatest golf ball in the world. You can’t lose it.”

Second golfer: “How so?”

First golfer: “If you hit it into the sand, it beeps. You hit it into the water, it floats. If you want to play golf at night it glows.”

Second golfer: “Hey, sounds good.
Where did you get it?”

First golfer: “I found it in the woods.”

Picking the Right Disaster

Once upon a tie there were 3 prisoners about to be executed via firing squad and upon asking the first prisoner

if they had anything left to say, he yelled, "Oh my God! Killer Bee swarms!"

Everyone panicked and scattered and ran and that prisoner was able to

After all the chaos calmed, they brought out the second prisoner. They did the same asking about last words,

the prisoner yelled "Tsunami & Tornadoes!" Once again the crowd scattered and prisoner #2 escaped.

Now, everyone was reassembled and they brought out prisoner #3. Same practice once again.

This time the prisoner yelled

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